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The Joy Of The Lord Is Your Strength!
Title: Athiest?
 by Michael Isaacks

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  Michael Isaacks
• State: Texas
• Favorite Verse:
  Psalms 103:12
• Favorite Quote:
  We walk by faith,
  not by sight.
• Hobbies:
  Christian music,
  reading, computers
• Date of Salvation:
  unknown, saved
  as a young child

• Latest News:
Happy New Year 2001!

Prayer for 2001
" Our Father who art in Heaven,
Hallowed be Thy name.
Thy Kingdom come.
Thy will be done,
On earth as in Heaven.
Give us today our daily Bread.
And forgive our sins,
As we forgive each one of those Who sins against us.
And lead us not to the time of trial,
But deliver us from evil.
For Thine is the Kingdom,
The power and the glory.
Let all the people say Amen,
In every tribe and tongue.
Let every heart's desire be joined,
To see the Kingdom come.
Let every hope and every dream,
Be born in love again.
Let all the world sing with one voice,
Let the people say Amen. "

" After this manner therefore pray ye: Our Father which art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done in earth, as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread. And forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil: For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever. Amen."
( Matthew 6:9 - 13 )

This song; " The Millenium Prayer " was recorded by Sir Cliff Richard in 1999. I still believe it is a message for the body of Christ in 2001.
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Joy To The World " The fool has said in his heart there is no God. " ( Psalms 14:1 )



An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that the "accident of evolution" had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look.

He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge toward him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing. He ran even faster, so scared that tears were coming to his eyes.

He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pumping frantically and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear; right on top of him; reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.

At that instant the atheist cried out "Oh my God!...... " Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. Even the river stopped moving. As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky, "You deny my existence for all of these years; teach others I don't exist; and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"

The atheist looked directly into the light "it would be hypocritical to ask to be a Christian after all these years, but perhaps you could make the bear a Christian?"

"Very well", said the voice. The light went out. The river ran again and the sounds of the forest resumed. And then, the bear dropped his right paw....brought both paws together.....bowed his head and spoke:......

"Lord, for this food which I am about to receive, I am truly thankful."



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I am 35 years old, married with 1 daughter named Faith Harmony which in the Greek means " believing in one accord ". I have a daily devotional entitled " Covenant Talk " as well as a " Covenant Talk " Club in Yahoo Clubs. " Covenant Talk " goes out to over 30 people via email, " snail mail " and print out. My family and I also minister in local area nursing homes.



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