The Joy Of The Lord Is Your Strength!
Title: Satan Goes To Church
by Michael Isaacks
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• Name:
Michael Isaacks
• State: Texas
• Favorite Verse:
Psalms 103:12
• Favorite Quote:
We walk by faith,
not by sight.
• Hobbies:
Christian music,
reading, computers
• Date of Salvation:
unknown, saved
as a young child
• Latest News:
Happy New Year 2001!
Prayer for 2001
" Our Father who art in Heaven,
Hallowed be Thy name.
Thy Kingdom come.
Thy will be done,
On earth as in Heaven.
Give us today our daily Bread.
And forgive our sins,
As we forgive each one of those
Who sins against us.
And lead us not to the time of trial,
But deliver us from evil.
For Thine is the Kingdom,
The power and the glory.
Let all the people say Amen,
In every tribe and tongue.
Let every heart's desire be joined,
To see the Kingdom come.
Let every hope and every dream,
Be born in love again.
Let all the world sing with one voice,
Let the people say Amen. "
" After this manner therefore pray ye: Our Father which art in heaven, Hallowed
be thy name. Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done in earth, as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread. And forgive us our debts, as we forgive
our debtors. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil:
For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever. Amen."
( Matthew 6:9 - 13 )
This song; " The Millenium Prayer " was recorded by Sir Cliff Richard in
1999. I still believe it is a message for the body of Christ in 2001.
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One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in
the tiny town of Johnstown
got up early and went to the local church.
Before the services started, the
townspeople were sitting in their
pews and talking about their lives, their
families, etc. Suddenly,
the Devil himself appeared at the front of the
congregation. Everyone
started screaming and running for the front entrance,
trampling each
other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
Soon everyone was evacuated from the Church, except for one elderly gentleman
who sat calmly in his pew, not moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that
God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. Now this confused Satan a bit,
so he walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?"
"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.
Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried, "Why aren't you afraid
of me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."
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I am 35 years old, married with 1 daughter named Faith
Harmony which in the Greek means " believing in one accord ". I have a daily
devotional entitled " Covenant Talk " as well as a " Covenant Talk " Club
in Yahoo Clubs. " Covenant Talk " goes out to over 30 people via email,
" snail mail " and print out. My family and I also minister in local area
nursing homes.
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