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The Joy Of The Lord Is Your Strength!
Title: Things Don't Come In The Way We Are Expecting!
 by Michael Isaacks

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  Michael Isaacks
• State: Texas
• Favorite Verse:
  Psalms 103:12
• Favorite Quote:
  We walk by faith,
  not by sight.
• Hobbies:
  Christian music,
  reading, computers
• Date of Salvation:
  unknown, saved
  as a young child

• Latest News:
Today ( 26 October 2000 ) we celebrate 2 years of bringing a daily Word from God to His Covenant Partners! I am still in awe at the things God is using me to do for Him!
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Joy To The World Things Don't Come In The Way We Are Expecting!



There he was, sitting in a rapidly sinking boat, alone on the open sea.
He began to cry out to God; "Lord, save me!"

Minutes later, a man in a boat came by and said; "Come on, get in."

To which he replied; "No thanks. God's gonna save me."

"O.K." the man in the other boat replied, reluctantly paddling away.

A few more minutes went by, and a helicopter showed up, with a man extending a rope ladder down to him, calling out; "Climb aboard!"

Once again, this fellow replied; "No thanks, God's gonna save me."

Reluctantly, the helicopter went on.

Eventually, the boat sank and the man drowned.

When he got to Heaven, he walked up to God and asked; "Why didn't you save me?" To which God replied; "I sent you a boat and a helicopter, what else do you want?!"



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I am 35 years old, married with 1 daughter named Faith Harmony which in the Greek means " believing in one accord ". I have a daily devotional entitled " Covenant Talk " as well as a " Covenant Talk " Club in Yahoo Clubs. " Covenant Talk " goes out to over 30 people via email, " snail mail " and print out. My family and I also minister in local area nursing homes.



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