The Joy Of The Lord Is Your Strength!
Title: Indecision 2000
by Michael Isaacks
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• Name:
Michael Isaacks
• State: Texas
• Favorite Verse:
Psalms 103:12
• Favorite Quote:
We walk by faith,
not by sight.
• Hobbies:
Christian music,
reading, computers
• Date of Salvation:
unknown, saved
as a young child
• Latest News:
The following is a poem Jesus gave me for His Birthday
celebration this year:
SANTA'S CHRISTMAS SEASON PRAYER:
" My Father in heaven, it's Nicholas, Your son.
I wanted to talk to You before my work has begun.
I thank You for giving me a purpose in life -
to bring hope and cheer amongst chaos and strife.
But, Father, many stores and homes that you see
are not giving You thanks, they're honoring me!
Father, You know my heart, and this wasn't my intention
that people speak of me, but Your Son never mention.
Forgive us, O Lord, for distorting this season.
It's not giving gifts, but Your Gift that's the reason.
All Glory goes to You, Father, You gave us Your Son.
And thank You, Lord Jesus, for what You have done.
This is Nicholas, Your servant, ready to make my Christmas Eve flight-
Happy Birthday, Lord Jesus! This is a holy night.
Amen. "
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Once upon a time, long, long ago, there was a Presidential
Election that was too close to call. Neither the Republican Presidential
Candidate, nor the Democratic Presidential Candidate had enough votes to
win the election. Therefore, it was decided that there should be an ice
fishing contest between the two candidates to determine the final winner.
There was much talk about recounting, court challenges, etc. but a week-long
ice fishing competition seemed the fairest way to settle things. The candidate
that catches the most fish at the end of the week wins.
After a lot of back and forth discussion, it was decided that the contest would take place
on a remote and cold lake in Wisconsin. There were to be no observers present since both men were to sent out on
this remote lake and return daily with their catch for counting and verification.
At the end of the first day, George W. Bush returns to the starting line
and he has 10 fish. Soon, Al Gore returns and has zero fish. Well, everyone
assumes Al is just having another bad hair day or something and hopefully,
he will catch up the next day.
At the end of the second day, George W. comes in with 20 fish and Al Gore comes in again with none. That evening,
Bill Clinton gets together secretly with Al Gore and says; " Al, I think
George W. is a low-life cheatin' louse. I'm a gonna dress this good ole'
Southern Boy, James Carville, as a donkey ( which wouldn't be too hard to
do anyway ) and send him out on the lake to act as a spy. "
The next night, after George W. comes back with 50 fish and Al Gore with
none, Bill gets Carville and Al Gore together and says to Carville; " Well'
what about it, boy, is George W. cheatin'? "
"He sure is, Bill! " Carville replies. " He's cuttin' holes in the ice!"
(Remember the quote when Al had talked about how important his faith was
to him and had stated that his favorite Bible verse was John 16:3 ?????)
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I am 35 years old, married with 1 daughter named Faith
Harmony which in the Greek means " believing in one accord ". I have a daily
devotional entitled " Covenant Talk " as well as a " Covenant Talk " Club
in Yahoo Clubs. " Covenant Talk " goes out to over 30 people via email,
" snail mail " and print out. My family and I also minister in local area
nursing homes.
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