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Title: The Teacher Learns A Lesson
 by Michael Isaacks

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  Michael Isaacks
• State: Texas
• Favorite Verse:
  Psalms 103:12
• Favorite Quote:
  We walk by faith,
  not by sight.
• Hobbies:
  Christian music,
  reading, computers
• Date of Salvation:
  unknown, saved
  as a young child

• Latest News:
Today ( 26 October 2000 ) we celebrate 2 years of bringing a daily Word from God to His Covenant Partners! I am still in awe at the things God is using me to do for Him!
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Joy To The World A young woman teacher with obvious liberal tendencies explains to her class of small children that she is an atheist.

She asks her class if they are atheists too. Not really knowing what atheism is but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks.

There is, however, one exception. A beautiful girl named Lucy has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.

"Because I'm not an atheist."

Then, asks the teacher, "What are you?"

"I'm a Christian."

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Lucy why she is a Christian.

"Well, I was brought up knowing and loving Jesus. My mom is a Christian, and my dad is a Christian, so I am a Christian."

The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron? What would you be then?"

She paused, and smiled. "Then," says Lucy, "I'd be an atheist."

P.S.

Just because your parents are Christians does not make you a Christian. It's easy to become one, however. Just pray the following:

" Jesus, I believe You are the Son of God and that You died on the cross for me and rose from the dead. I ask You to come into my heart and be my Lord and Savior. Write my name in the Lamb's Book of Life. I am now saved for all eternity. I am a Christian! Thank You Jesus! Amen. "

Pray this prayer today and have the greatest Holiday season ever!


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I am 35 years old, married with 1 daughter named Faith Harmony which in the Greek means " believing in one accord ". I have a daily devotional entitled " Covenant Talk " as well as a " Covenant Talk " Club in Yahoo Clubs. " Covenant Talk " goes out to over 30 people via email, " snail mail " and print out. My family and I also minister in local area nursing homes.



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